Understanding Women-
She says: "Yes"
Meaning: No
She says: "No"
Meaning: Yes
She says: "Maybe"
Meaning: No
She says: "I'm sorry"
Meaning: You'll be sorry
She says: "We need"
Meaning: I want
She says: "It's your decision"
Meaning: You better select the option I've already chosen.
She says: "Do what you want"
Meaning: You'll pay for this later.
She says: "We need to talk"
Meaning: You did something wrong.
She says: "Sure, go ahead"
Meaning: You go ahead, you die.
She says: "I'm not upset"
Meaning: Of course I'm upset, you moron!
She says: "You're so macho"
Meaning: Can you please go and shave and shower?
She says: "Be romantic, turn out the lights"
Meaning: My thighs are flabby.
She says: "This kitchen is so inconvenient"
Meaning: I want a new house.
She says:"Can't we just be friends?"
Meaning: There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine again.
She says: "I just need some space"
Meaning: Without you in it.
She says: "We're moving too quickly"
Meaning: I want to find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend first.
She says: "Do you love me?"
Meaning: I want something expensive.
She says: "Is my butt fat?"
Meaning: Tell me I'm beautiful.
She says: "You have to learn to communicate"
Meaning: Just agree with me.
She says: "I don't know. What do you want to do?
"Meaning: I can't believe you have nothing planned!
She says: "Sure, chicken rice is okay."
Meaning: You cheapo slob!
She says: "I said, nothing's wrong, okay?"
Meaning: It's that time of the month.
She says: "Are you listening to me!?"
Meaning: Too late, you're dead.
Understanding Men-
He says: "I'm hungry"
Meaning: I'm hungry.
He says: "I'm sleepy"
Meaning: I'm sleepy.
He says: "I'm tired"
Meaning: I'm tired.
He says: "Do you want to go to a movie?"
Meaning: I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
He says: "Can I take you out to dinner?"
Meaning: I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
He says: "Can I call you sometime?"
Meaning: I'd eventually like to have sex with you
He says: "Shall we dance?"
Meaning: I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
He says: "Nice dress!"
Meaning: Nice cleavage!
He says: "What's wrong?"
Meaning: Why are you making such a big deal about this small-small thing?
He says: "What's wrong?"
Meaning: What self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
He says: "What's wrong?"
Meaning: Wah lau, tonight sure got no sex already.
He says: "I'm bored."
Meaning: Do you want to have sex?
He says: "I love you."
Meaning: Let's have sex now.
He says: "I love you too."
Meaning: Okay, I said it. We'd better have sex now!
He says: "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair."
Meaning: You cut your hair?
He says: "Let's talk."
Meaning: Maybe if I show you I am deep and sensitive, you'll have sex with me.
He says: "Will you marry me?"
Meaning: I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
He says: (While shopping) "I like that one better.
"Meaning: Wah lau, pick any freakin' dress and let's hurry up, go home, can or not?!
He says: "I don't think that blouse and that skirt go very well together."
Meaning: I am gay.
and so her story is told@ 11:22 PM
